Please don’t leave us. We’ll be lost with you.
Before you cancel, we want you to consider these side effects of cancelling your Shirts on Tap Membership…
- Your wardrobe will suffer. You’ll have to go back to wearing old, dirty tees from your work’s family fun day last year.
- Your general awesomeness will be affected. Like being the the cool kid? Enjoy it while you can because you’re about to lose it forever.
- You’ll have to pay full price for pints. Without those sweet coupons every month, you’ll be stuck paying full price for pints like a fool.
- Your sex life will be in shambles. Trust us on this one.
- Your Beer Fridge will likely crap out on you. Without fresh stickers to adorn your beer fridge, it will have no reason to continue keeping your beverages cold.
Even after you’ve learned about the side effects of cancelling your membership, and you still want to cancel….